Say "Hello" to Grandpa

This is Grandpa Fred. Some of you may recognize the snarky old bastage from a certain 80's movie.

For those of you that don't, well, the gauntlet is thrown. Start searching IMDB . (HINT: start with John Hughes, you uncultured troglodyte!)

Anyway, Grandpa Fred will be visiting on days like today when I just don't have time to update, or have anything worthwhile to impart. Occassionally, he may even get ahold of the keyboard and post an entry himself.

He's a wily old jokester, afterall.

And for god's sake remember to wait half an hour to use the bathroom after him because it will be "totally polluted"!