This is basically me at work, except I haven't made a website out of it.

OK, to correct something someone said, I'll be a little more exact about my original statement:

"This is basically me at work, except I'm not asian, I don't get paid to show emotion, just underwrite, I don't have people requesting me to pose in funny, emotional states, and I haven't made a website based on any incorrectly asserted premise that people want me to demonstrate my various faces of emotion for their viewing pleasure."