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1) What a nasty fetish, Mr. Buchanan. Nasty.
2) I hope they used Wishbone Light on his tubby ass.
3) The literal demonstration of "Is that your face, or did your neck just throw up?"
4) "I never realized it tasted THIS salty."
5) "Anybody got a crouton?"
6) Messes like this only give us more more reason to support use of feeding tubes.
7) "But God told me 'everything would be fine in Kalamazoo!' "